Saturday, May 24, 2014

A Definitive Ranking Of European Accents, Ranked By Sexiness

Are you ready for some international love?


Russian Accents


Russian Accents


Imagine Vladimir Putin whispering sweet nothings into your ear. If that doesn't kill your sex drive, I don't know WHAT will. OK, so Russia has churned out a few spectacular hotties through the years, but their accent will leave your privates colder than a Siberian winter. MOVING ON...


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Polish Accents


Polish Accents


Poland has produced an AMAZING pope (Hey, JP2!) but perhaps unsurprisingly, the Poles' accents aren't exactly panty-dropping. It's fine! Enjoy a kielbasa and bask in the hotness of your Polish babe.


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German Accents


German Accents


Germany: Where the cars are good, the beer is even better, but the accents are not so sexy. Yeah, Germany has produced its fair share of hotties you'd want to spend a day at Oktoberfest with, but let's be honest, you'd rather watch them stuff their face with a pretzel than hear them try to talk dirty to you, right?


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Greek Accents


Greek Accents


As everyone knows, the Greeks produced the first-ever hottie in human history, the legendary warrior and Grade-A stud Hercules. Unfortunately, the only thing worse than the Greeks' economy is their accents. But it's all good, because the Greeks are still producing regulation hotties.


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